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Food Quotes: The 30 Greatest Sayings On Cooking, Dining & Eating Well
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny food quotes, funny food sayings, and funny food proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the "Titanic" who waved off the dessert cart. Erma Bombeck. The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
Over 10 seasons, each of the New York residents made audiences laugh and cry as they pursued life goals with inevitably comedic results. Handle is my middle name. Actually, handle is the middle of my first name. Ross: "Pivot! Shut up!
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Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake. I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year. An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough. I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live. My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch